The Mighty Chicken understands what it is like to have his Constitutional Rights to have relations with birds and other animals misunderstood, nay, even roughly spat upon by Those Who Know They are Correct...those who may need a forum where they can dictate their Truths without the lesser riff-raff taking it the wrong way, (as any Correct One knows that they will). Therefore, Chicken is starting a thread for Those. There are no hard and fast rules per se, but if Exalted Fowl Who Is Never Wrong may offer some suggestions:
1. Understand completely that there are no people wiser or nicer or smarter or more polite than you; never have been and never shall be. End of debate.
2. Assume anyone who has a conflict with your conclusions to be brain damaged.
3. Treat any brain damaged animal like the pus infested scum bucket that they have not yet understood that they are; (and the nastier the better, IMHO).
4. Forget the fact that this is the United States, and assume it is some third world "cyberspace netherland" where only Those Who Know They are Correct should live and prosper.
5. Those...Correct understand that They live by different rules. Lesser Beings need not know the rules.
6. Apologies, questions about stepping on toes, and all the rest of that are for those who are not correct.
7. Sometimes Those...Correct need the Authorites to enforce the Rules.
Anyone who should know about this thread can be directed here by a Lesser Being, but please don't be mean spirited in your referral. Lesser Beings need not have mean spirits. There is enough mean spirit on the Internet already. BAWK!:> |
