| EVERYONE IS WECOME!  ALL TOPICS ARE GERMANE! 
 Come in, take a booth, and talk.  If you're gonna dance, do it carefully;  if you're gonna sing, do it quietly.  If you juggle, you better have balls:  the pickled eggs are $3.00 a piece;  you throw im--you BUY IM!
 
 The coffee is $5.00 per cup...and you know why.  If the coffee taste is too strong, don't make a fuss;  just shell out another $5.00;  it all balances out in the end.
 
 If you want the non smoking section, use the door marked, "EXIT"
 
 Lets hear any interesting GOSSIP from other threads.  Should you come across clever, stupid, or informative posts...SHARE them with us!
 
 You can't find a place to do your soliloquy, your joke, your poem, your essay--do it here.  You have something to say on relativity, politics, time travel, the price of soy beans...say it here.  You wish to seek the truth...seek it here;  you wish to obscure it?  Hey!  You can do that here, too!
 
 You want to continue a private conversation you fell into on another thread...continue it here.
 
 You feel like some intellectual jousting?!  This is the place!
 Flames and insults are ok, too:  it is an after hours coffee shop!  But please remember:
 
 ALL THE PEOPLE ARE REAL.  THEY ARE NOT ACTORS!
 
 Some may be immature;  some may have personality disorders;  some may be hateful.  At the end of the day, however, I hope we can all be big enough to apologise when wrong and to be gracious when right, and to never take too much pleasure in victory.  Mainly, I hope we can all have a lot of fun, and learn from one another.
 
 Fight if you wish...but if you are too loud and obnoxious...someone will be stopping by your table...
 
 Solon
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