44 guys got busted by the SEC today.
That's right! All you sleazy creeps will now have your own thread to get back to us from your cozy little jail cell, assuming you have access to the Internet while waiting to go back with Big Duke or whomever your future boyfriend will be.
Enjoy your stay, and let us know when you at last See the Error of Your Ways and want to ask our forgiveness for stealing all that money. We won't forgive you until you give the money back, BTW.
You can use this thread to give us daily updates on your stay; what you did that day, how the evening went, the food, the companionship, how your old squeeze is spanking somebody else's monkey while you study up in the prison library, how your kids wonder where you are now, all of that.
Have a real nice friggin' stay.
Oh, and by the way, to all the jackasses that accused me and my friends of being "short sellers", "stock promoters", "child molesters", and all of you with the death threats and all that other horse manure: you're welcome.
We are working on busting all the slimeballs on SI. You want to break the law? Come ahead, dude. You're next.
(Anyone who wants to post information about the bad guys here, that's cool, go ahead.)
BAWK! |
