My name is Michael Banks and everyone I know says I am gay. They say its because I clean my room, pick up the trash, wash the desks at school (they are so dirty!), wash my hands after I sneeze, don't touch doorknobs, walk around naked in the locker room (its fun to jump up and down; you feel so free), wear tight pants, and have a high voice.
Please tell me your opinions on this. Do You Think I Am???
-Mike Banks Michael_Banks@horacemann.org
PS. You can also email me your opinion so I can show my friends that I'm right and they're wrong. IM NOT GAY! |