Much concern has been raised in the past weeks as to the status of our friend, The Bald Man From Mars.
Has anyone seen him on Earth and if so please explain where he has been.
In my opinion I think he won the Publishers Clearing House sweepstakes and already has the money to return home, but I have no facts to support this as Mr. McMann will no longer return my calls and the restraining order prevents me from contacting him by other means.
I am posting a reward of one dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts to the person who locates him or defines his whereabouts. |
