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In light of recent developments in Florida, coupled with the facts that we found out that Slick did in fact boink Monica and SI has now become entangled in the current debate between conservatives and liberals, we need a place where people who want to vent can do so without cluttering up the stock threads.
Is the current crisis a conspiracy by Hillary? Mr. Daley from Chicago? Did Mr. Coffey learn anything from Tiffany? Did Monica learn anything from Tiffany? Did Hillary learn anything from Tiffany? Did Mr. Coffey learn anything from Hillary? Is Mr. Christopher from an alternate universe? Can everyone be baked and still run the country as well as Slick?
Refer all political debates on the stock threads to this thread please.
Rules:
Conservatives use only words with less than 3 syllables and keep arguments focused on one topic per post for clarity. No complex logic, sentence structure that cannot be understood by a 6 year old, or hyperlinks to facts, please! Avoid any references to the Constitution or any other laws because it will only upset the liberals. Under no condition allow yourself to become extremely pissed off at the rape of the rule of law. Don't mention that your investments might be suffering a little tiny bit, and PLEASE don't post anything about foreigners or international concerns.
Liberals keep feet off furniture, no spitting, ignore spellchecker, and always mix intoxicants while posting on the thread. No jokes or humor of any kind; this is totally serious and the future of the free world is in your hands. Under no conditions give any clues as to your actual identity so your parole officer will never know. No laughing except if you see someone suck up bong water and puke, or somebody starts talking about honesty and truth. Actually, never mind, no rules, this is a free country and anybody can do anything they want, especially you!
Note: this is a moderated thread. Any conservative that fails to occasionally post something funny will be banned. Any liberal that fails to misspell at least one word every 4 posts will have his posts recounted by hand until a word becomes misspelled. |
