House Rules of the Cache INN AS AMENDED
At present all prior rules are amended to read as follows:
1. Never under any circumstances will any investing in America be authorized.
Trade this sucker 'til you are blue in the face for all we care... When the undertow takes you down with the ship... we'll write you a wonderful epitaph. But if you invest in anything the paper pushers of this hemisphere pull out of their dark nether regions... we will grab you by the ears, slap some bright red lipstick on you, and label you a cretin... even if you don't live in Georgia.
2. Should you feel compelled to say anything... make it entertaining. We get extremely boar-ed while awaiting the triumphant return of The BIG Rock.
The Local Management
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