I've come to the inescapable conclusion that many (if not most) of the equity analysts on Wall Street do not have the best interests of Joe Q. Public in mind when they offer up stock recommendations in the media, or more noticeably, as talking "heads" on the major financial news television programming.
So, as we come across them, let's post all of these absolutely absurd "target" prices and equally worthless "recommendations" from these "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"...
Gypsies, Tramps And Thieves
Cher
I was born in the wagon of a traveling show
My momma used to dance for the money they'd throw
Papa would do whatever he could
Preach a little Gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Dr. Good
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down
Picked up a boy just south of Mobile
Gave him a ride, filled him with a hot meal
I was 16, he was 21
Rode with us to Memphis
And Papa woulda shot 'im if he knew what he'd done
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down
I never had schoolin' but he taught me well
With his smooth, Southern style
Three months later I'm a gal in trouble
And I haven't seen him for a while
I haven't seen him for a while
She was born in the wagon of a traveling show
Her momma used to dance for the money they'd throw
Grandpa would do whatever he could
Preach a little Gospel
Sell a couple bottles of Dr. Good
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
We'd hear it from the people of the town
They'd call us
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money down
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
KJC |
