With the recently reported untimely demise of internet personality Tim Luke other questions are now starting to be asked.
Is Tim Luke really dead?
Is Tim Luke alive and was his reported death a hoax?
Could it be that Tim found the preasure of being an SI celebrity more than any man could bear?
Did Tim secretly long to escape that life of constantly being Tim Luke?
Did Tim find inspiration in the "Elvis is Alive" phenomenon and finally act to free himself of the shackles of fame?
Report your Tim Luke sightings here.
P.S. If your are selling product like velvet Tim paintings, while I admire your entrepreneurial spirit, I expect a piece of the action. Fifteen percent sound fair. All proceeds will be donated to the formation of a Tim Luke Museum at a location yet to be decided. |
