THE FOLLOWING IS BASED ON FACTS:
Hello everyone. My name is Saddam Hueisen. I am a dictator and am in charge of this forum. We do not allow free speech and anyone caught speaking against me will have their tounge cut out and they will be hung on a post while we will force the people to watch us slowly cut the tounge. You will be forced by gunpoint to watch the screaming dissident. I once asked my son-in-law to feel free to come back to Iraq even though he told the world how I was lying about WMD. He even told them where to find them. But I am a compassionate man and told him to come back and he would be more than welcome. Upon his return, we cut him up in little pieces and mailed the pieces to various members of his family.
We have a torture room that I think you would be proud of. We first rape women in our rape room in front of the husband and children. After we get our nuts off, we take them to the torture room and proceed to remove certain body parts until the viewing family confesses to their crimes of disagreeing with my regime. Note how they squirm and scream and how the blood shoots out like a sprinkler. Hahahaha. I really like the neat sound effects and the movement of the bodies.
Our military need to have their needs taken care of on a regular basis. We were particularly well satisfied when we took over Kuwait. We took those Kuwaitee whores and lined them up and pounded and pounded all night long before executing them.
What is really cool is that we have been doing this for decades and no one dares to stop us. The world around us is too cowardly to stop us. That's because we have a mighty military.
Please come in to my forum here. I would like to hear what you have to say about what I just described. Keep in mind that this is a moderated thread and if you don't say things that are pleasing to me, I will kill your free speech immediately and you will never return.(Because you will be dead).
This is really fun! 100% of my people voted for me. Too bad that 50% of the American people are supporting Bush. We don't have that kind of problem here. Everyone loves me. |
