"Tories...
colonists during the American Revolution who remained loyal to King George III. Also called Loyalists, the Tories opposed the Declaration of Independence and regarded the Patriots as traitors."
Here we are, some 230 years after the revolution, and that still hasn't changed. Only now, they remain loyal to George 13, the 43rd best American President and the document they oppose is the Constitution; but,...
they still call us traitors.
It must really upset the RWEs that they live in a country first settled by European socialists, conceived in liberty by a bunch of liberals, and bought and paid for with the blood of liberals and moderates. The conservatives fought the formation of this country every step of the way, even by force of arms, siding with the King in battles against Americans. And, in insane fits of Coulterish McCarthyist Revisionist history, the right calls us traitors, claim the flag and Jesus as their own, and call the Founders RWE's...
protestwarrior.com
This thread will be a celebration of the liberals who founded this country, and will trace the bloodlines of the Tories from Benedict Halliburton Arnold to the bunch we have now,
still trying to rejoin the British Empire after 230 years. It's time to take back the flag, libs; "we" are the ones that earned it :>)
and, maybe we need to show pinup girl Helen of Tory...
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Oh, and let's not forget the biggest Tories of all; the multinationals with their own flags, putting their interests ahead of the country. Why pay taxes? That's for the little guys; we are too patriotic to pay.
All bans will be arbitrary and capricious. If I'm having a good day, you may skate. Or not. Extra points will be awarded for originality, and bans may be for nothing more than being boring and repetitive. In an effort to keep this fair and balanced, I'll probably have to ban one liberal for every 8 or 10 Tories, just to keep the collective IQs similar.
I want libs to know that some of us will have to be sacrificed on the alter of fairness, even if we have to draw straws. And ,like all good bosses of ill will, my family gets extra consideration. The good news is that some bans won't count in this, because, to their credit,the Tories have banned a few of their own for being beyond the bounds. They will be identified by the following code when they are banned: "AALPNHNFMPP" (All American liberal patriots, no harm no foul; my personal pleasure).
So, without further ado, I'll throw another bucket of water in the mud, light one up, and let's go for it.
The All American Wharf Rat |
