The purpose of this thread is to ban people so they may experience epiphanies. ALL bans are temporary, and will be rescinded in due course..
Tell me why YOU should not be BANNED?
There is only ONE justification for banning lawful citizens from yammering in the coffee shop. That ONE justification is PREJUDICE. But Prejudice comes in many forms.
I cannot know ALL the justifications for banning; so I will just give a few that immediately come to mind and leave the gentle readers to contemplate their navel.
1). You are afraid you are homosexual.
2). You are afraid you are straight.
3). You extended your penis because you were peeing on your leg.
4). You are still peeing on your leg.
5). Sometimes you look black.
6). Sometimes you don’t.
7). You think George Bush is worse than used Kleenex
8). You think Clinton WAS used Kleenex.
9). You believe in God.
10). You believe in mud.
11). You believe that God made you out of MUD.
12). You are AFAID of the number “Thirteen”.
So WHY should YOU not be banned?? |
