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Pastimes : Happy Hour: A thread for not so intelligent discussions
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To: FREAKAZOID who wrote ()6/24/1999 12:50:00 AM
From: Robert O  Read Replies (7) of 2380
 
HOW TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL
OF INSANITY IN THE WORKPLACE

>>> > 1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise
>>> > your voice.

>>> > 2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the
>>> > same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does.
>>> > This is especially effective if your boss is of a
>>> > different gender than you.

>>> > 3) Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to
>>> > them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky."
>>> > "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with
>>> > you there, Cha-cha."
>>> > =20
>>> > 4) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you
>>> > emerge to get coffee or a printout or whatever, slap
>>> > yourself randomly the whole way.

>>> > 5) Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or
>>> > donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back
>>> > to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat
>>> > your stomach and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
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