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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK
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To: Jay Scott who wrote (10449)10/20/1998 10:40:00 PM
From: Zoltan!  Read Replies (1) of 67261
 
"Top Ten Bill Clinton Tips For a Happy, Healthy Marriage."

10. Build bridge to the 21st century, push loose-lipped interns off it.

9. Tell her she looks just as young as the first time you cheated on her.

8. Never let a day go by without looking your wife in the eye and reminding her that you're the
victim of a vast right-wing conspiracy.

7. The romantic gifts that you've retrieved from your intern make lovely anniversary presents.

6. Share a hobby with your wife, like making shady real estate deals.

5. Don't embarrass her in front of the entire world -- women hate that.

4. Every few months, let her run the country.

3. Six key words: deny, deny, deny, apologize, apologize, apologize.

2. Remember, it takes two people to maintain a cold, loveless marriage of convenience.

And the NUMBER ONE Bill Clinton Tip for a Happy Healthy Marriage:

1. DON'T GET CAUGHT!!
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