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Pastimes : Gutter poetry and harsh chaffing sounds

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To: Hubert Few who wrote ()12/12/1998 9:36:00 PM
From: Hubert Few  Read Replies (3) of 223
 
Piety and the art of spitting....semi-copped original piece that fell off of the overburdened refrigerator magnet that is my brain.

My monitor is sending me messages again. I guess it is time to seek professional help....for the monitor.

It blinks every fourth sentence in an erratic 60hz nod that only I would notice....tortured as I am by such minutia.

Maybe thirteen miles away some drunk slammed into a telephone pole and killed the transformer. I wonder what the sentence is for that?

The monitor blinks it's approval again....just to piss me off.

Carlos Castaneda was a friend of many years. Drank heavily and threw rocks at passing cars. Once he hit an old indian in the side of the head, and began a life long friendship.

The price of kerosene should be lower this year due to unseasonably warm weather. I guess I can save some kerosene for the summer and it will be cheap then too. What the hell do I even need kerosene for anyway....it smuts up the lattern and sends little carbon monkeys flying everywhere. Better to burn alcohol, I could make that myself but that would be illegal, I guess I might drink some of it and by definition alcohol has to be taxed to be safe.

I am glad the government is looking after me, it gives me a warm smooth feeling in the pit of my stomach, kind of like eating chalk.

I wish the government would get off my ass and let me keep more of my own money. I have two pieceofshit cars that are a disgrace. I would like to have one car that was a disgrace but ran on either ethyl alcohol or propane, as it is having two inferior cars just makes twice as much smoke and soots the valves.

Internal combustion is a concept created by white devil euro-pagans. If you needed to get somewhere faster than walking you could run. If you needed to get somewhere faster than running you talk a group of people into constructing a human-powered sled, and they could pull you. Beyond that I think nobody should be going anywhere for quite a while. Our efforts in getting somewhere in the last 9 decades has done about 3,000 years worth of damage.

Yep, kind of warm this season, unseasonably warm. I think I might buy some of that kerosene and save it.....just in case.
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