Subject: 3 wishes
An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch,
reflecting on her long life, when -- all of a sudden -- a fairy
godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be
granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really
rich."
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold, and she is
surrounded by buckets of money.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young princess.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old
woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. "Ooh --
my cat is my best friend. I really love him. Can you change him
into a handsome prince?" she asks.
*** POOF *** There before her stands a young man more handsome than
anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak,
he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: "Bet you're
sorry you had me neutered."
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