Yes, I thought I spotted her, too, at a minimum security correctional institute, when I was visiting my broker to update him on various lawsuits, subpoenas, future money-making schemes, etc. She looked surprisingly well -- if indeed it was her -- though her cell, could use some redecorating by a former director of the NYSE. She reaffirmed everything she'd ever said about the market, and tripled all her targets. I'm in her debt already, because the market soared once again today. (You have to look for the opportunities. As my favorite guru once said, "It's a market of stocks [volatile hot picks], not a stock market.")
Disclaimer: I apologize in advance to the permabulls for any remarks in this note that could possibly be construed as bearish. The market has been in an uptrend all year, as we all know, and everyone made some really fine picks for their portfolios in this new bull market. Thanks to them all, also, for revising their predictions in hindsight.
Testimonial: "Thanks for shutting up for so long! I've never made so much money in my life! (I made $3 mowing the neighbor's lawn, now that I'm no longer trading [gambling]!)" |
