This humble subject is most honoured, (honored in Scammieland) by the personal invitation from Queen Scammie. Be assured that, irregardless of the minor joust with the Black King at Raging Bullchit...... this subject had every intention of offering his appreciation and respect for her Highness and the Holy One . Alas, time, even on the outer fringe of Scamelot, is very precious.
I pledge my loyalty to the cause, and vow to defend the kingdom from the Black King and his relative, Little Shrill! Methinks that the Black King is but a poorly misguided oaf, being fed offal by Sir Knit of the Golden dynasty.
From Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) (web1913)
Knit \Knit\, v. i. 1. To form a fabric by interlacing yarn or thread; to weave by making knots or loops.
2. To be united closely; to grow together; as, broken bones will in time knit and become sound.
{To knit up}, to wind up; to conclude; to come to a close. ''It remaineth to knit up briefly with the nature and compass of the seas.'' [Obs.] --Holland.
Little Shrill was last seen, abusing himself in the black hole, desperately searching for a suitable male companion.
From Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913) (web1913)
Male \Male\, a. [F. m[^a]le, OF. masle, mascle, fr. L. masculus male, masculine, dim. of mas a male; possibly akin to E. man. Cf. {Masculine}, {Marry}, v. t.] 1.
Of or pertaining to the sex that begets or procreates young, or (in a wider sense) to the sex that produces spermatozoa, by which the ova are fertilized; not female; as, male organs.
Your Servant,
Sir Daniel
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