Transcript of one of the calls between Trump and PooTin:
Trump: I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!
PooTin: Calm down, comrade. What did she do to you?
Trump: SHE'S ENDORSING KAMALA CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
PooTin: You not expect this?
Trump: I DIDN'T THINK SHE WOULD SAY IT OUT LOUD! WHAT DO I DO, VLADDIE BOY?
PooTin: Well, in my country she would fall out of window, but I know it not work that way in America.
Trump: THAT'S NOT HELPING ME! WHAT DO I DO? I'M SO UPSET! I CAN'T GO TO SLEEP!
PooTin: Look, look, there's nothing you can do about Taylor Swift. Like she says, just "shake it off!"
Trump: ...
PooTin: Sorry, bad joke. Anyhoo, why should you care, comrade? She is, how you put it, "childless cat lady," no? She shouldn't matter to you.
Trump: Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right. I shouldn't care about that b!0tch no mo ...
PooTin: That's right. Now, let's work on your image to the ladies. First, make yourself look like protector of women ...
Tenchusatsu |
