RE: They are in many ways knaves and scoundrels."
Ya Think?
I actually kind of feel sorry for this guy
RE: I may be wrong
you are
RE: The authorities must open wallet and checkbooks, and debate the efficacy of such later, after the passing of the crisis.
In the end likely to be too little to late. I'm not predicting a doomsday scenario - just reinforcing what the article is saying about our health agencies being gutted. Not just them -- here's a partial list. Recently he's mentioned eliminating the budget for NPR. All of this is supposedly making America great again - NOT!
I see other countries testing for Coronavirus -- but here, not so much. Was this article posted here. This is literally the kind of shit that happens here:
A Miami man who flew to China worried he might have coronavirus. He may owe thousands.
Our health care system is a total mess. If you dont already know this -- around 62% of all personal bankruptcies in the US are related to medical bills. People can't afford to go the hospital or an ambulance
This story was posted on REDDIT yesterday
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TIFU by orgasming uncontrollably at the gym, causing a 911 call
About four months ago, I started doing daily Kegel routines to improve and intensify my orgasms.
They work.
Today, doing sit-ups on a bench at the gym, I began to feel strange. As I pushed upward on each rep, my body felt and tenser and tenser, like...frustrated and elated, and I was vividly aware of the inseam of my shorts between my legs.
Right before the...peak, I finally realized what was happening. Stifling a moan, I threw myself forward, trying to avoid lying arched and spread-eagled on my back. I ended up crashing to the floor, clutching myself.
Once I could think again, I realized people were running toward me and yelling about seizures and heart attacks and 911.
I curled into the fetal position. I was raised to be deeply, deeply ashamed of every aspect of my sexuality, and though I've recovered enough now to be adventurous IN the bedroom, I'm still a ball of shame in public.
Hearing sirens (my gym is four blocks from the fire station), I wished for death. Finally, when the paramedics were about to grab me, knowing a I couldn't afford the monetary devastation of an ER visit, I sat up and yelled, "IT WAS AN ORGASM I'M FINE."
I'm never going to that gym again.
But I am gonna see where these Kegels take me.
TL;DR - Did too many Kegels, had a mega-orgasm at the gym, concerned people thought I was dying.
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China has set an example for the entire world. I don't believe the US is anywhere near prepared for something on the Pandemic level.
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