AOC Tells Mom Giving Birth To Get A Real Job
Politics · Oct 29, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
BRONX, NY — According to witnesses at the scene, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez burst into a birthing suite at local Montefiore Hospital to tell off a woman in labor that she should get a real job.
"All you do is lay around," Ocasio-Cortez reportedly said, admonishing a woman actively in labor. "I would like to challenge you to get a real job and contribute to society."
Doctors described the scene as odd. "This angry Latina came in and started making all sorts of demands of the patient. I'm not even sure they knew each other," Dr. Karen Ross said. "It wasn't until later we realized she was from Congress. Which, honestly, explains a lot."
At the time, the patient, whose name has been held back by request, was so busy giving birth she barely acknowledged AOC's presence. The patient just screamed, prompting AOC to retort, "Maybe if you channeled all this anger into a job, you could accomplish something worthwhile with your life."
According to sources, when security arrived to escort "the angry lady" out of the room, the Congresswoman put her hands behind her back as if handcuffed, although no one touched her.
At publishing time, AOC posted on X, formerly Twitter, that Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans had her arrested for visiting a pregnant woman. |
