BREAKING: Trump declares WAR on reality again — now says he’s canceling 92% of Biden’s presidency just because.
In the latest episode of “Trump Makes Up a Constitutional Crisis Because It’s Friday,” the president has now announced he is voiding virtually every document signed during the Biden administration — because Biden allegedly used an autopen.
Yes. An autopen.
The same decades-old device that's been used by presidents of both parties, including Reagan, Bush, Obama, and Trump himself.
But according to Trump, this is all part of an elaborate conspiracy by “Radical Left Lunatics circling Biden around the beautiful Resolute Desk.”
No, this isn’t satire. This is actually what he posted.
Trump claimed — with zero evidence, naturally — that 92% of Biden’s documents were signed by machine, then declared that all executive orders, directives, and anything else “not directly signed by Crooked Joe Biden” is now canceled.
Canceled. As in: the sitting president just announced he’s invalidating four years of government because he said so.
Add it to the ever-growing list of authoritarian fantasies Trump tries to turn into policy.
And he didn’t stop there. Trump then threatened to charge Biden — a private citizen — with perjury if he says he was involved in the autopen process.
Perjury. For using a device designed for presidents to sign documents while traveling or incapacitated.
Even Fox News couldn’t spin this into anything normal. Former DOJ official Tom Dupree said “strange things were afoot,” which is Republican for “We can’t defend this, but we’ll pretend it’s mysterious instead of insane.”
Meanwhile, no one seems to know who exactly is supposed to “validate the signatures,” because Trump never mentioned any process, any legal basis, or any mechanism for reviewing millions of documents.
That’s because there isn’t one. There is only Trump — and his fantasy that he can retroactively delete an entire presidency out of spite.
Here’s the truth:
• The autopen is completely legal.
• Every modern president uses it.
• Trump used it, too.
• No president has the power to cancel past executive orders on the basis of pen preference.
But facts have never stopped Trump. This is what happens when a man obsessed with power, revenge, and rewriting history gets back into office: he tries to govern the country like he’s editing his Wikipedia page.
This isn’t strength. It isn’t patriotism. It’s insecurity dressed up as executive authority.
Trump may think he can erase Biden’s presidency with a tantrum and a Truth Social post, but all he’s really done is remind America why he’s terrified of documents, signatures, and anything that can be verified by objective reality.
And once again, the whole world is watching a president who believes he can rule by Sharpie.
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