KANANASKIS ALBERTA - KC NEWSWIRE : June 26 2002 20:02 CMT
GEORGE “ DOUBLE –YOU “ BUSH - DECLARES NEW AXIS OF E - VIL !
Presdent Bush today announced the latest uncovering of a new “ axis of evil “ never recognized before in North American history.The three entities named in the latest of a series of EVIL tripartite include WorldCom, Inc. – Enron Corp – and Tyco International.
Speaking via cell phone from a gondola EL: 5000 ‘ from the base where the G8 summit is taking place this week, Mr. B. reiterated that he was “ OUTRAGED !! “ that this evil empire could carry on business in such a manner with his administration not being aware .
“ THOSE THANKLESS BASTARDS “ Bush was rumored to have shouted to his entourage when stepping onto the ever present glacial ice field. “ MAY THEY FREEZE IN CORPORATE HELL JUST LIKE I’M FREEZING UP HERE RIGHT NOW “, he was supposedly quoted as screaming.
The conversation with Secretary O’Neil on his secure phone ,that was being intercepted and recorded by the Kananaskis Ham Radio Club, is reported to have suggested a full investigation be commissioned to find out if contributions were made from any of the three cited companies and, if so, how they could have been so negligent to have been caught so early into his only term in office.
“ WHY DIDN’T THEY F*CK - UP ON BILL CLINTON’S SHIFT??!! , the President was reported to have hooted and hollered at Sect. O’Niel. O’Niel’s reply was apparently made with a reference to a well known movie in a joking manner to the President. “ STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES SIR “, was the response.
Jean Chrétien , the Canadian leader himself tarnished with conduct unbecoming of a dictator , was overheard consoling the President with , “ Wells you knows Gargé , der is hevils everywheres , now let’s see eu can race da fasc – ist down dis mountain.WWWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…….
KC- reporting from :
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