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To: Don Pueblo who started this subject	11/23/2000 12:38:02 PM
From: Don Pueblo	of 231

Jeff Foxworthy You might be a redneck if... •You have ever made a frog-gigging spear. •The last time you saw your daddy outside, he was picking up trash, chained to three other guys. •Your mother's only shoes are house slippers. •Your sewage system consists of a pipe down a hillside. •You wear knee-high stockings with a skirt. •You follow the tractor pull circuit. •You have more electronic equipment in your truck than in your house. •Your primary income involves pigs or manure. •Your best sofa came out of a Chevrolet. •Your sister is the third generation of women in your family to conceive a baby due to an alien abduction. •You've ever gotten into a fist fight over a bowling score. •You're a member of the "Chaw of the Month Club." •Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve. •You've ever been hunting on a tractor. •Your Yard has more than 10 ceramic figurines. •You think the ultimate beauty treatment is using Preparation-H to prevent wrinkles. •You must go through more than 2 gates to get to your home. •You've never seen a film with subtitles. •You own a pair of cutoffs made from double knit pants. •You have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. •You've ever talked back to characters on the movie screen. •Your kids hide Easter eggs under cow patties. •Your kids trip over the Christmas lights while hunting for Easter eggs. •Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end." •You can't marry your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

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