"No chancy Mr. Trump, no chancy"
or
Stop the Spiel
Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of Babble Royal, all wrestling, all the time.
What a year we had, what a year.
We have some great bouts tonight and we have some big changes to announce.
First up, the donald was kicked right out of the TWE (TWittEr) in 2021 and is seeking a home for his Big Lie.
In more big news one of the donald's female clones, "Mangrene", has also been banished.
Those two kept getting caught cheating, which is perfectly normal for the Cheat Camp, go Cheats go.
Everyone saw the donald use a foreign object in the last championship bout with Robinette.
It didn't help, his Big Lie was stale, the donald lost fair and square, everyone saw him counted out.
But the Cheat Camp certainly isn't finished, they have new sponsors, new slogans, new bad ideas.
The Greasy Old Pig Fighters with their "Proud of the Plague" campaign are still doing their best to obstruct.
Bitch McConnell has a new roommate in the wrestling camp, Dishonest Ron, they are a natural tag team.
Dishonest Ron from WisCon wants to rename his state to WisCon, "eliminate the sin,embrace the con".
Dishonest Ron from WisCon has been kicked off of YouTube, God can't help him with Google I guess.
The Bitch is looking tired, he hates being a has been, isn't impressed by the donald and likes his own lies.
It looks like the Fox News people will be paying billions for their licence to "lie for entertainment purposes".
Fox's Fucker TarlCon is the darling of that disease movement and has a huge audience of fucker fans.
Fucker doesn't really think, he just air thinks, his impressive air thinking attracts airheads like crazy.
I am not sure we will be seeing the usual sex traffickers at the Cheat Camp, Maxwell is out.
However recent lovefest pics show the donald nuzzling up to "Girl Giver" Gaetz, a model GOP hopeful.
Mangrene and Girl Giver are the future of The Republican Party of the United States.
It has to make Republicans feel good to know that the space lasers will be stopped and teen girls given.
The plan of the Libertarians to give everyone a free pony might have some real crazy competition there.
The old standbys are gone, Roger the Felon, the first Cheat camp manager Manafort, the Fixer Cohen.
I am sure everyone was happy to see Manafort and his Oligarchs pardoned alongside the Felon.
You don't see these folks but they haven't quit, the Felon is always committing a crime for the donald.
Slipping him salt, handing him blades and foreign objects, they aren't called the Cheat Camp for nothing.
What we have now looks a lot different, the donald, Mangrene, Bitch McConnell and Lily Livered Lindsay.
The Greasy Old Pigs all want to have a new holiday declared on January 6th, "Attack America Day".
the donald says that demons are trying to Stop the Spiel but it sure looks like the Capitol was attacked.
So we have the new royalty all lined up for 2022, there is Stop the Spiel, Big Lie, little d, the donald
Call him the huckster, friend of the fuckster, "Lick his Crack to Bring the donald Back".
His female clone, Mangrene, defender of the GOP against Jewish space lasers and Kwanzaa.
Lily-livered Lindsay, credited for stopping the donald from publicly celebrating "Attack America Day".
No matter what they say all these GOP wrestlers support the Attack America agenda, they do it daily.
Millions of wrestling fans in America and around the world know America is honest, they know it.
America went ahead and did her thing and the donald and the Greasy Old Pigs lost.
The Big Lie didn't work, America is honest and the Greasy Old Pigs continue to attack America today.
The Cruzin Cockroach scuttles away from the Cheat Camp entirely calling the day "terrorism".
Not sure how that will work out for all the Cockroach lovers out there, a hard choice, scuttling or the donald
Crowds of angry people attacking the Capitol can only mean a lot of fun or a lot of terror.
If attacking America and seeing a few defenders killed appeals to you, join the donald's new website*
Regular attacks on regular Americans, regular attacks on the law, on elections, on democracy.
You won't read things elsewhere like you will find on the new Donbookagramchat.
The seventy plus court trials that were lost, all lies. On Donbookagramchat you will find the Spiel.
The Spiel explains everything, everything, the lost law suits, the corrupt judges, the bleach, everything .
You just have to pay attention to the Spiel and you will get it, it is like a UV light turns on in your arse.
So I have been told, well that is it for tonight folks.
So in the meantime, and in between time, take care of yourself and we will see you soon.
*the donald has signed up with MadeInChina and is making a brand new site called Donbookagramchat.
Cheat Camp is inviting all fucker fans and others who are proud to be Republicans to sign up.
If you believe America is dishonest, elections are rigged and vaccines are useless, then join the GOP.
If all election volunteers in your community are dishonest, join the GOP and attack America today.
All you will need is a major credit card which allows recurring charges.
Your monthly donation amount will depend on what level of billing you are willing to accept.
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