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Microcap & Penny Stocks : U.S. Microbics {BUGS} - Environmental Augmentation

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To: Sigmund who wrote (226)	1/6/1999 4:49:00 PM
From: Frank Buck	Read Replies (1) of 345

Leaping red footed frog legs BatSig. Hows about this Napalm story: infobeat.com Who ya gonna call when you've got a bazillion pounds of napalm??? Of course calling US Microbics would be too easy for the military. Do you think the microbes would get a bad case of indigestion after eating this stuff? So what does the military do? Haul the napalm halfway around the country and burn it. Sounds real smart. Sure burn the napalm jelly.... that sounds like a high ranking military officials quick solution after these questions: Can we dump it off to the Navy? No. The Air Force... I see that's where were getting it from.... ok let the Army burn it. Use gas and benzene and every other possible flamable fuel and burn the stuff. Jerry Seinfeld could probaly come up with a whole chapter in a comedy book over alternative ways at eliminating napalm... entitled "You've heard of fighting fire with fire haven't you??" I can see/hear Jerry now..... Napalm....do you think DuPont knows how to reverse engineer the stuff... who cares....when you can burn it. It'll make a hell of a fire for a marshmellow roast. It'll really unite the community as a good fire has a bonding effect on those lucky enought to attend. Perhaps we should ask the southeast Asian community to come on over in a show of good friendship. I can see Bill Clinton calling the head Vietnam official.... "Yes we will roast some hot-dogs together... our treat .... Ok you'll be right over.... What's that? Make sure the dogs are the small ones... of course.... they are more tender. Perhaps afterward the local flora and fauna around the burn site area will mutate into some Japanese B grade movie type creature that thrives on the stuff.Then we can feed the napalm to them. Watch out for those farts though.... they start big forest fires. Perhaps we should swap it to Sadam for oil..... that's a better solution. He wants to make "chemicals of destruction".... we have "chemicals of destruction", but do we use it as a form of currency? No we burn it. I hear they will have Robert DuVall lighting the first batch. The Sadam way sounds like we'd be making some head way at a show of International trade with Iraq. Can you see a Kurd reading this trade of Napalm for oil in the Islamic newspaper???..... "What the f__k"....now I'll have to keep a fire extinguisher inside my turban with the gas mask." You'd think some enterprising entrepreneur would make an offer for the whole lot of Napalm. You know a penny on the million dollar type transaction. Think of it... he could repackage it into small quantities (tooth-paste tubes) and sell it to the camping industry. Imagine the tag line for the marketing campaign.... when you absolutely, positively need to build a fire with wet wood..... use Napalm... guaranteed to start your fire or double your money back I can see QVC and other electronic sellers touting these things at about 3:00AM. I'm sure once I saw that "sell counter" whizz past a thousand tubes sold in 14 minutes...I'd probably jump right on the phone. "Let's see.... quantity?? How about a half dozen tubes.... I can give them out to the campers in my family next Christmas. At the very least the lighter industry could use the stuff as a fuel. Zippo lighters would really work in any wind. Or how about the charcoal lighter manufacturers? One dab of this stuff and "no twenty minute wait for white charcoals". And how about the aluminum containers that the napalm has been sitting in for almost three decade. Wouldn't that make some great gift ideas for the para-military guy. Instead we want to burn that too. Of course what will happen is the local clean-up crew will take the molten aluminum down to the recyling facility later on and then they'll mix it all up and voilla' .... we all be swilling down a Pepsi or a beer this summer and say.... "is it just me or does this taste a little tinny to you" Imagine Ron Popeil buying/repackaging and selling this stuff.... he would say something like.... "do you know those pesky little weeds that keep sprouting up in the cracks in your driveway? Well boy do I have a solution for that. If you order in the next thirty minutes we'll give you two 6 oz. tubes for the low price of just $19.99. The phones would ring off the hook. How about Napalm as an alternative to salting the roads in the snowbelt that are experiencing the current snowstorm?? Salt eats away the sheet metal on your car... but not napalm. It would actually eliminate the snow/ice and anneal the roads at the same time. No more summer road traffic due to resurfacing the asphalt... the Napalm would do it in the winter. Nope... I'd hate to see this stuff "just burned"... too much market potential here. Do you want to go in with me and make an offer for the stuff???

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