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To: William H Huebl who wrote (23434)	9/15/1999 4:20:00 AM
From: Mephisto	Read Replies (1) of 24894

The MA average in this joke is near ZERO!!! Drive Safely~~~ When the driver saw red-and-blue lights in the rear-view mirror, he reluctantly pulled over to the shoulder of the road. A highway patrolman appeared at his window - and informed him he'd just won $5,000 dollars in a local seatbelt competition. "So. . .what are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman. "Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license,"answered the man behind the wheel. "Oh, don't listen to him," spoke up a woman in the passenger seat. "He always smarts off when he's drunk." While the law officer was digesting this, he heard a voice from the backseat complaining, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." And just at that moment there came a knock from the trunk and a voice called, "Why are we stopped? Are we over the border already?

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