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From: Tomato2/4/2014 5:53:10 PM
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Male Sensitivity Self-Assessment Test


1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. Taking the dick-skin rocket to tuna-town




2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
B. Your blood-test results
C. Five tequila slammers


3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first
B. You both climax simultaneously
C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center


4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play
B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to
C. Not the sort of thing your wife ever needs to find out about




5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:

A. The best part of the experience
B. The second best part of the experience
C. $100 extra




6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:

A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her
B. Not a problem; she can join your gym
C. A conservative estimate




7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. An appetizer is to entree
B. Primer is to paint
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride




9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not available right now, please leave a message at the tone."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: YOU."




10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
B. Is uptight and a waste of time
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place




Here is how to self-evaluate your results:

If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man.

If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a little confused.

If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!
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