Marianna, I am posting this for all the citizens of Scamelot and environs, an explanation of how policy is developed in our civilized societies.....I know will apprectiate this post since you are employed by the Scamelot Royal Postal Service.
In the beginning was the plan,
And then came the assumptions
And the assumptions were without form.
And the plan was completely without substance
And the darkness was upon the face of the workers
And they spoke amongst themselves, saying
“It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.”
And the workers went into their Supervisors and sayeth,
“It is a pail of dung: and none may abide the odour hereof,”
and the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them, “It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong such that none may abide by it”.
And the Managers went unto their Directors an sayeth,
“It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength”.
And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one another,
“It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.”
And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,
“It promotes growth and is very powerful”,
and the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,
“This is a new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this company, and these areas in particular.”
And the President looked upon the plan, and saw that is was good, and
The plan became Policy.
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