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Politics : Liberalism: Do You Agree We've Had Enough of It?
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From: Ann Corrigan7/4/2008 3:14:17 PM
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Immediately following the 2006 election, the following admission was posted on line. It's time to review the list which is entitled:

THE RIGHT WAS RIGHT

Now that the election is behind us, and the Democrats control both houses of Congress, there's no reason not to admit it: the Right was right about us all along. Here is our 25-point manifesto for the new Congress:

1. Mandatory homosexuality

2. Drug-filled condoms in schools

3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act

4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses

5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State

6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate a Hussein

7. English language banned from all Federal buildings

8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups

9. All taxes to be tripled

10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated

11. On-demand welfare

12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish

13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems

14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning

15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8

16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor

17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery

18. God to be mocked roundly

19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN

20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement

21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy

22. Texas returned to Mexico

23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Ape Ancestors Day

24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore

25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the befuddled"

New Amendments:
In the spirit of democracy, the Right Was Right staff has culled these late-breaking suggestions from our Internet readers:

--All buildings named for Ronald Reagan to be coverted to low-income housing

--Change the national symbol to a chicken

--Take away all children of Christians at birth to be raised in state-run communal collectives.

--New "hug-a-terrorist" strategy in the war on terror.

--Raise minimum wage to $25.00 an hour

--Teach schoolchildren that homosexuality is perfectly normal and encourage them to experiment with it

--Oil drilling to be banned ; All oil to be pumped back into the ground

--mandatory hiring quotas for transvestites, transsexuals and transgendered

--Prozac to be added to drinking water

--Disbursement of one espresso machine for every household, to make mandatory morning latte.

--Convert domestic oil pipelines to Internet tubes
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