OT - My mom has a similar Parrot joke about a lady and a Parrot in church ... she's sitting here beside me as I'm showing her how I research and trade stocks.
A lady owns a parrot and takes it everywhere she goes. She decides one day that she should start to attend church. This parrot, by the way - maybe it's the same parrot - also has a fowl mouth.
So, it's cold in the church. The parrot, perched on the lady's shoulder pipes up "It's f'n cold in here! It's f'n cold in here!". The lady is embarrassed, naturally, and after the service apologizes to the minister. Tells him that she won't be coming back because she can't go anywhere without her parrot.
The minister, very understandingly says, "no, no, you keep coming to church. I'll give you a little tip. The next time the parrots acts this way, swing him around by the feet half a dozen times, and put him back on your shoulder and he'll be cured."
Next Sunday, at church, it's cold again, parrot pipes up "It's f'n cold in here! It's f'n cold in here!" Lady grabs the parrot by the feet and swings it around half a dozen times, puts him back up on her shoulder. ...
Parrot: "and it's f'n windy, too!" |
