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To: Alex MG who wrote (366918)	3/21/2018 6:08:27 PM
From: cosmicforce	of 542005

Being a YUGE Futurama fan... Trump reminds me of Zap Brannigan (losely modeled on Captain Kirk as played by William Shatner)... I've recast Brannigan as Dumpfster® and Kif as Jared. Other characters left as is. It scans well. Dumpfster®: Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it. Dumpfster®: Dumpfster®'s law is like Dumpfster®'s love: hard and fast. Dumpfster®: If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards: checkmate! Dumpfster®: I am the man with no name. Dumpfster® at your service. Dumpfster®: Now remember, Jared, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in. Dumpfster®: My God, we're defenseless... like fish in a barrel! Richard Nixon's head: Options? Dumpfster®: My instinct is to hide in this barrel like the wily fish. Dumpfster®: It's a desolate, ugly little planet with absolutely no natural resources or strategic value. Questions? Soldier: Why is this godforsaken planet worth dying for? Dumpfster®: Don't ask me, you're the one who's going to be dying. Dumpfster®: What the hell is that thing!? Jared: It appears to be the mothership! Dumpfster®: Then what did we just blow up!? Jared: [Checks on a map.] The Hubble Telescope. Dumpfster®: I surrender and volunteer for treason. Richard Nixon: My God, cover yourself. I didn't live a thousand years and travel a quadrillion miles to look at another man's gizmo. Dumpfster®: Sorry, Mr. President, I didn't realise. Jared; raise him up about nipple high.

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