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Politics : The Left Wing Porch
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To: Poet who wrote (344)12/7/2000 5:25:39 PM
From: Don PuebloRead Replies (2) of 6089
 
Naughty Joke Alert!

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is this machine, father?"

The father responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an elderly lady walked up to the moving silver walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady entered the small room just beyond. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

Then the moving silver walls opened up again and out stepped a beautiful 24-year-old woman in a tight dress.

The father immediately said to his son,

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"Go get your mother."
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