Nah! Think you got it wrong Tom. HERE IS THE INSIDE POOP from hawkeye's sources at the Jack Lalane Spa for Bulldogs.
Lehmann uncover new scheme by Chalem to bilk stockplayers. At same time, Chalem discover new scheme by Lehmann to bilk stockplayers. Lehmann decide to turn Chalem over to feds in return for half of Lehmann's take on deal. Chalem, decide to turn Chalem over to feds. for half of Lehmann's take on deal. Unbeknownst to Chalem, Kimberly Scalora is secret informer for L.A.P.D. on case investigating links between small-cap brokerage house in Paramus and Russian auto mechanic in Beverly Hills. Kimberly tell Lehmann that Chalem has turned him in. Kimberly tell Chalem that Lehmann has turned him in. Following me?? OK. Now here is interesting part. Unbeknownst to Kimberly, gardener at the Candella estate is great-great grandson of Rasputin with connections to the worldwide Russian underwear industry. He make anonymous gift of Russian underwear to Kimberly. Lehmann find out about secret gift of Russian underwear to Kimberly. Lehmann suspect gift of secret Russian underwear to Kimberly is from Chalem. On pretext of needing help carrying empty suitcase to old car for trip to airport for big meeting with mob in Chicago, Lehmann arrange for Chelam to come to house late at night. Also tell Chalem to bring all of FBI sting money for trip. When he arrive, Lehmann ask Chalem to phone airport to confirm reservations. While Chalem is making call, Lehmann pull-out from suitcase trusty old custom 12-shot derringer. Still following me?? OK. Here is key part of story. Kimberly IS still in the house. She smell rat when Lehmann tell her to go to Ft L. to pick-up shirts that Lehmann left there after Superbowl party. Folowing this?? OK, here is romantic part of story. Kimberly have tiny secret crush on Chalem because great-great grandson of Rasputin tell Kimberly that gift of secret Russian underwear was from Chalem , so she too believed that gift of secret Russian underwear was from Chelam. Kimberly's love for Chelam so deep that she not want to see him get shot in back of head while on phone talking to Delta Frequent Flyer Agent. To stop Lehmann from shooting Chelam, Kimberly call Lehmann on cell phone. When Lehmann answer, she tell him that Chalem tell FBI that the Lehmann wears ladies Russian underwear and that Lehmann is big sissy, afraid to play Russian roulette while standing on his head!! No need to detail rest of story. Kimberly take all of FBI sting money, place 12-shot gun in mouth of pet bulldog (specially trained by L.A P.D. to return all crime-scene evidence to Rockingham estate of O.J.S.), and both were last seen headed west.
This is just speculation on my part, of course. |
