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From: Solon11/10/2012 8:19:10 AM
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19:14 And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean.
19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.
19:16 And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.

Jesus has a sword in his mouth and he is going to grind people up and crush them in a wine press. That will be some blood bath! What a loving guy!

And how nice that he has a tattoo on his thigh!

Not a very stylish Sky Fairie Army. White horses with little men dressed completely in white. The whole sky just very very white as the horses gallop after Jesus bounding through the clouds. Jesus with his funny exposed thigh and the sword sticking out of his mouth!

19:18 That ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men, and the flesh of horses, and of them that sit on them, and the flesh of all men, both free and bond, both small and great.

Oh no! Cannabalism! Tell me it ain't so! YIKES!

21:16 And the city lieth foursquare, and the length is as large as the breadth: and he measured the city with the reed, twelve thousand furlongs. The length and the breadth and the height of it are equal.

Heaven is a cube. Every side of heaven is 1500 miles long. I guess there will still be sky diving but a sun as close as 1500 miles would be unthinkable.
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