Right on marcos,I haven't added to my "Walt" file in a long time...George and others have been wondering where he's at also.Hope you didn't move to Vancouver Walt.<<gg>>
HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Montreal
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Toronto
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of
traffic: Ottawa
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator:Boston
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino, cradling
cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun on lap: Los Angeles
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror:
Saskatoon, but driving in Toronto
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
turned to talk to someone in the back seat: Quebec
8. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering
wheel while stuck in traffic: Vancouver
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
feet being on the brake and both feet on the accelerator, throwing McDonalds
bag out the window: Red Deer
10. Four wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
cans on the floor, raccoon tails attached to the antenna: Prince George
11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
driving 40 km/hr on Hwy 1 in the left lane with the left blinker on:
Victoria |
