Yes, ever since the Victorian cultural revolution, sweedes have been a booming problem.
Some say it started much earlier, the Scots, Welsh and Irish agree, although not on spelling.
We too agree, but for very different reasons as long as one does not really think about it,
if one does it reverts back to the same old reasons.
ESTRAGON:
What?
VLADIMIR:
Suppose we repented.
ESTRAGON:
Repented what?
VLADIMIR:
Oh . . . (He reflects.) We wouldn't have to go into the details.
ESTRAGON:
Our being born?
Vladimir breaks into a hearty laugh which he immediately stifles, his hand pressed to his pubis, his face contorted.
VLADIMIR:
One daren't even laugh any more.
ESTRAGON:
Dreadful privation.
VLADIMIR:
Merely smile. (He smiles suddenly from ear to ear, keeps smiling, ceases as suddenly.) It's not the same thing. Nothing to be done. (Pause.) Gogo.
ESTRAGON:
(irritably). What is it?
VLADIMIR:
Did you ever read the Bible?
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Hmm, I wonder if the US senate and Robertson will figure out the Victorian natural law of privacy, although I would not even wish they would. (something about the constitution??)
Btw, we even have a special way of greeting those sweedes, demands two hands, one doing the shaking, the other one doing the strokes. The rest we save for the anglo-murricans |
