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To: Solon who wrote (7282)7/16/1999 7:12:00 PM
From: Mr.Manners   of 12754
 
Solon Is Finally Useful

When Solon, 50, dies of bowel cancer, his family plans on turning
him into a kitchen aid. In accordance with his wishes, they will keep his ashes in
a specially crafted glass egg timer. "I can't boil a soft egg to save my life,"
future widow Missy Solon #12 said. "He knows that and said I should turn some of his
ashes into an egg-timer. Then he could help me and it would be a nice way of
remembering him. Now if I could only get it to poot......"'
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