G'day mate, how'd you be? Strewth, it's been a bit of a slagging match around here cobber. The bloody eyeties got bolshie, so I had to slap them down - now you come on with "I not knowing" or some weird lingo! You jokers leave the web for five minutes and come back hot to trot. That pisshead jfred even got in on the act when you shot through and I got the dreaded lurgie. I hope nobody gets the wrong end of the stick with that remark too. A few people round here need a good feed of puha and kina to calm them down. I went eeling, but the buggers are slippery as. Yeah I know - lost my touch! Jeez Chris settle down, you've only been back in the cage 5 minutes and you've been thrashing around like a thresher on heat.
But I want to make a serious technical point - Jim, who wanted me to take my daughter behind a barn like a common ewe, [can you imagine suggesting that about somebody's daughter - man these Italians are weird - now he wants to buy a ewe - says it's for lawn mowing - I dunno] oops, getting sidetracked there. Ummm. Oh yes. The technical point, which I have done to death already and you have really buried, but it is still pushing up daisies - Motorola crapping out over the contract where they couldn't face the "performance parameters". They might be faking - maybe they simply wanted a fig leaf over their Incy Wincy [TM], which was simply too expensive for the size of it. Or maybe you're right mate - too many cockups in the past by Rotomola.
This doesn't say that CDMA is dodgey. There were two other companies who climbed into the paddock instead. NO WORRIES, OKAY!!!!!!!
Okay Jim, do you get it!!!
Now the CDMA benefits. Strewth, there are bloody pages of benefits and Jim thinks people are gonna love having batteries strung around their belts like so many possum pelts for backup. And what's this fake weta size phone with 1000 hours talk time. Jim, you never did say where the big list of CDMA benefits was off it's trolley. You got me on the one I tried to sneak through. Does silence mean you agree?
So welcome back Chris. Okay now? - sshhhhh, there there, still your soul, we're here.
Hey Jack [Jackson] since you like funny:
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Jim, don't go in there, it is full of perversion, lust, sweating, exhaustion. How people can do that to themselves is beyond me, even with a female helping out!!! Jim, c'mon. Don't be tempted, you know how you don't like this sort of thing. There aren't even any USA flags in there. Hang on, hang on, can you all please stop pushing and shoving. She can only handle one trainee at a time. Jim, it has got nothing to do with CDMA so you won't miss anything. Just say NO.
Women shouldn't go there either. No ladies, you know you aren't supposed to look at things like that. No teeny little peeks! Tell me what you think Jack - do you reckon your wife would like it?
Maurice
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