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To: puborectalis who wrote (788241)6/7/2014 6:43:57 AM
From: longnshort   of 1576004
 
Climate Change Linked To End of Milky Way Galaxy 8 minorityreport


Administration Affiliated News Science Bulletin

The White House disclosed today that stunning new evidence links Climate Change to the coming collision of the Milky Way and Andromeda galaxies. Deputy Science Advisor I.M. Fullhof remarked to a hushed press conference called to discuss the findings:

“Both events are shockingly correlated. The phenomena were discovered at roughly the same time and both can be explained by mathematical models. The relationship is tight and indisputable, and constitutes definite proof of causation. It is a stunning reaffirmation of the settled science of climate change, the dangers of global warming, and the need to ramp up the campaign to curb America’s carbon emissions, which are the unique source of this impending peril. We call for prompt adoption of the EPA’s latest initiative to end the scourge of coal. Nothing less than the fate of our galactic home is at stake!”

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