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Microcap & Penny Stocks : Amazon Natural (AZNT)
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To: Arcane Lore who wrote (8614)10/8/1998 4:58:00 AM
From: Bill Ulrich   of 26163
 
&#147has anyone been able to verify that the W.H.O. has approved Touch of Nature" as totally safe?&#148

Ha&#151yeah right! Ernst Stavro Blofeld and S.P.E.C.T.R.E. hired Alotta Fagina to introduce ToN into Third World water supplies. She didn't succeed and later, Pussy Galore, a captured S.M.E.R.S.H. operative stole the secret ToN formula, giving it to MI-6 in return for complete amnesty. Unfortunately, TCI Cable got their wires crossed and the secret ToN formula ended up in the hands of Beavis and Butthead.

Now, today, those evil MTV twins hold the entire state of Rhode Island hostage with it, demanding in exchange 4 million shares of AZNT stock (unrestricted shares only). An attempt was made to call in 007, but he was out for a physical exam that day. His last words, as the nurse across the room asked him to fill a beaker for a urine sample were,

"From here?"

What now, Mr. Arcane Lore?
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