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Pastimes : Basher's Only Thread - No Hype Allowed

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To: EL KABONG!!! who wrote ()10/20/1998 12:49:00 AM
From: Impristine   of 46
 
I love the Bankers.
Bankers are my favorite 'folks.'
They keep me sane.
They strengthen my resolve.
They give me sanity in this insane world.

I know i can always go to them in my time of need.
If i am low on Buying power, i can just call them up.
If i shorted amazon at 20 and i need some cash,
i would just call up my favorite friendly banker.

If i was a banker,
i would give all of my money
away to the rich people because they need it.
I would give all of my money to
people who short stocks and lost their money.
If i was a banker i would always have a nice hair cut and
keep my toe nails cut.

If i was a banker i would never eat in front of my computer and
i would shower daily.

Yes, I would love to be a banker.
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