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To: Robert Ague who wrote (1014)11/17/1998 5:25:00 PM
From: ztect   of 1754
 
Rob:

Funny that you mentioned Jerry Springer. Another comic reprieve.

THE TOP 10 SIGNS FOOTBALL SEASON IS STARTING

10. The "Jerry Springer" show is no longer the only place to watch large asses crammed into tight shiny pants.

9. Ross Perot warns Americans about a "giant sucking sound" coming from the Louisiana Superdome.

8. Groundhog emerges, sees shadow, gets drunk, and sexually assaults a
passing gopher.

7. Mike Ditka's blood pressure can now be measured from Hubble Telescope using a simple infrared filter.

6. Al Michaels is seen beating his head against a tree stump to prepare for yet another mind-numbing season in the broadcast booth with Dan Dierdorf.

5. Foreplay now involves dressing provocatively as Arrowhead Stadium.

4. National supply of "C" batteries depleted as "football widows" stock up for the season.

3. Ass-pattings up an astonishing 119%.

2. John Madden throws out the ceremonial first wildly cartoonish
hyperbole and gesticulation.

1. It's okay to say the word "Packer" again within a group of guys.

[copyright 1998 by Chris White]
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