I think i saw JOHNNY APPLESEED,
walking on the road today,
dude looked really bad,
i think he invested in BAMM,
I think he got his head,
handed to him on a petri dish,
dude looked like the feather,
in his hat,
had been used to tickle,
some big boys ass,
he had that tear,
in his eyes,
you know,
the kind where his friggin face,
turns white as a sheet,
like he had too much to drink,
the night before,
anyway,
i stopped and asked him,
what was up,
he said,
"I am not JOHNNY APPLESEED,
I am Warren Buffet',
and i am hiding from all the
people that i frigged over,
I make so much friggin money,
and i am so unhappy,
i can rip off 50 K,
faster than you can say,
pathetic fill,
I can sell a big order,
for 20 K,
like a prostitute in heat,
it is so friggin easy, man,
now if i could just find my
wife somewhere here in fricken,
san francisco,
hey, he said,
i have a friggin tip for you,
buy the friggin eastbay at 140....
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