IF IT DOESN'T FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT !
Noted man-about-town and social wag, David S., reports that in a brief meeting this evening with someone claiming to be close to the office of Johnnie Cochran, a winning strategy for Willy's new "problem" was not discussed at length. "Johnnie said it was kinda short", said S., "and, hey, who am I to argue with the Master?" S. continued, "Johnnie hinted that he might have to take a personal interest in the probe, but if you quote me, I'll deny everything."
"We're doing the best we can with what we have," complained Cochran in a later statement, "but believe me, it appears that someone got the short end of the stick."
(frosty favorite link on your profile, S.! My favorite one was....ah, another time. pete) |
