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Microcap & Penny Stocks : TGL WHAAAAAAAT! Alerts, thoughts, discussion.
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To: Jim Bishop who wrote (105387)5/17/2002 8:42:35 PM
From: Rocket Red   of 150070
 
> >Subject: Tax
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> >The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact
> >that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is
> >pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it's in the
> >hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
> >
> >Issues still under consideration are as follows: Are there penalties for
> >early withdrawal? Do multiple partners count as a corporation? Are condoms
> >deductible as work clothes?
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> >Effective January 1, 2002, penises will be taxed according to size. The
> >brackets are as follows:
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> > 10"-12" Luxury Tax;
> > 8"-9" Pole Tax;
> > 6"-7" Privilege Tax;
> > 4"-5" Nuisance Tax;
> >
> >Note: Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is
> >eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
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