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Politics : Ask Michael Burke
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From: Dennis O'Bell1/20/2007 9:45:28 AM
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In honor of Art Buchwald....

Perhaps this is the time to substitute GEORGE W BUSH for Richard Nixon :-)

Richard M. Nixon Will You Please Go Now!
By Art Buchwald
Tuesday, July 30, 1974; Page B01

My good friend Dr. Seuss wrote a book a few years ago titled "Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now!" He sent me a copy the other day and crossed out "Marvin K. Mooney" and replaced it with "Richard M. Nixon." It sounded like fun so I asked him if I could reprint it. Please read it aloud.

"Richard M. Nixon will you please go now!
The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go. Go. Go! I don't care how. You can go by foot. You can go by cow. Richard M. Nixon will you please go now! You can go on skates. You can go on skis. You can go in a hat. But Please go. Please! I don't care. You can go
By bike. You can go
On a Zike-Bike
If you like. If you like You can go
In an old blue shoe. Just go, go, GO! Please do, do, do, DO! Richard M. Nixon
I don't care how. Richard M. Nixon Will you please
GO NOW! You can go on stilts. You can go by fish. You can go in a Crunk-Car
If you wish. If you wish
You may go
By lion's tale. Or stamp yourself
And go by mail. Richard M. Nixon
Don't you know
The time has come
To go, go, GO! Get on your way! Please Richard M.! You might like going in a Zumble-Zay. You can go by balloon . . . Or broomstick. Or
You can go by camel
In a bureau drawer. You can go by bumble-boat
. . . or jet. I don't care how you go. Just get! Richard M. Nixon! I don't care how. Richard M. Nixon
Will you please GO NOW! I said GO
And GO
I meant . . . The time had come
So . . . Richard WENT.
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