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Technology Stocks : MRV Communications (MRVC) opinions?
MRVC 9.975-0.1%Aug 15 5:00 PM EST
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To: Janice Shell who wrote (1071)12/9/1996 12:55:00 AM
From: Mike Winn   of 42804
 
Along the line of discussion about Alan Greenspan, here are some
jokes to lighten up the subject.

Hope that all the short term investors will be out of this stock
and MRVC will climb to 30 despite Alan Greenspan and the rest
of the market.

Mike.

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Economics is the only field in which two people can make money
for saying exactly the opposite thing.

An economist is "somebody who is good with numbers but doesn't
have the personality to run his/her own business."

First law of economics: For each economist, there exists an
equal and opposite economist. Second law of economics:
They are both wrong.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the
things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

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(if you're a stock analyst, no offense - this is just a joke)

A guy decided to go to the brain transplant clinic to
refreshen his supply of brains. The secretary informed him
that they had three kinds of brains available at that time.
Engineers' brains were going for $20 per ounce and lawyers'
brains were getting $30 per ounce. And then there were stock
analysts' brains which were currently fetching $1000 per
ounce. "1000 dollars an ounce!" he cried. "Why are they
so expensive?" "Because it takes more stock analysts to get
an ounce of brains," she explained.
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