“Donktionary”
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The next time you listen to a press conference called by Harry Reid, or watch a Democrat pundit repeating his talking points on television, be sure to have Mr. Right’s “donktionary” close at hand.
Here are a few of the definitions I found most helpful:
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DISENFRANCHISE: What Republicans are attempting to do to traditional Democrat voting blocs such as dead people, illegal aliens, felons and housepets by requiring legal identification to register and/or vote. (NOTE: All Liberals must insist at all costs that these measures are meant only to suppress minority turnout or risk losing their long cherished election fraud advantage!)
IS: A word whose meaning is relative to the nuances of its own definition.
LIAR: Any Conservative or Republican to whom you are losing an argument.
LOSER: Someone who just finished beating you like a redheaded stepchild in the last election cycle.
VIET NAM: ANY war or armed conflict America has been involved in, even remotely, since the 1960’s (except for those signed off on by Jimmy Carter or Bill Clinton).
“WE SUPPORT THE TROOPS": F**k the troops, it is far more important to oppose the President, but we need to act like we care!
WEALTHY:
1.) A word to describe any person making at least $1 more per year than you do, who therefore must be taxed back to the Stone Age to save the country from bankruptcy and ruin.
2.) A term NEVER to be applied to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Jay Rockefeller, et. al., who, despite their vast wealth, can identify with working class America with ease - unlike all those evil, rich Republicans.
“WORST ECONOMY IN __ YEARS": A slight economic downturn (or even a full-blown economic boom hidden by our allies in the mainstream media) occurring during a Republican Presidency.
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-- Lorie Byrd
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