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Microcap & Penny Stocks : TGL WHAAAAAAAT! Alerts, thoughts, discussion.

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To: ChrisJP who wrote (109740)10/5/2002 11:33:42 PM
From: Jim Bishop   of 150070
 
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, 2 black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife. At a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and, sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it ... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.

"That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'.

"I don't remember much after that".
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